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“I Am Not A People Person,” by Nancy Gauquier

Don’t get me wrong, I like people once in a while and in moderation, I like people who are high in energy and low in calories, but never more than one or two at a time, because I am way too easily...

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Two Poems by Michael Estabrook

Jesus Reaching out from under my brother’s bed grabbing his leg and screaming as he and cousin Kathy sat there whispering like innocent babes about Jesus the Holy Ghost and Sweet Blessed Holy Mother...

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Two Poems by Nancy A. Henry

Letter to my Vagina It’s true that I have started avoiding you. What did you expect? We used to be good friends but lately you are driving me crazy. You are difficult, unreasonable. You are noisy and...

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“Childhood,” by Jeremiah Budin

As kids, we were always getting in trouble—fights with other neighborhood kids and bad report cards and petty arson, and for the most part Mom took it in stride. But there were times when we pushed her...

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“The Doctor, the Lawyer, the Indian Chef,” by Linda Lowe

After giving birth to triplets, their exhausted mother lay down on the couch and fell into a deep sleep. Thus the triplets were left to their own devices. When it was time to go to school, the Doctor...

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“Cheese in Space,” by Robin Wyatt Dunn

Cheese in space! It is Gruyere and it is brave! “We’ve got a lock on the little devil. Get him.” Cheese has enemies. Cut from a mighty wheel, flung at relativistic speeds outward into the dark to...

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“A Living Fart from the Butt of a Lesser God,” by Eirik Gumeny

Bartholomew Xander Wohlblätter III threw open the door to Indiana Scones and the Raiders of the Lost Latte with significantly more effort than was required. The little bell that hung from the entryway...

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“Chad Faustus Interviews Lucifer for the Community Manager Position,” by...

Chad Faustus: Hey there! Thanks for coming in! Would you like any water or coffee or anything? Free trade organic! Our barista will make it any way you wish! Lucifer: Teas richer than those of the...

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“The Dark Avenger,” by Chris D’Silva

This city disgusts me. I crouch up here on the corner of a building, looking down at these streets below me and all I can think about is the cesspool that this town has become. I can only imagine the...

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Defenestration: April 2015

Welcome, welcome, to the April 2015 issue of Defenestration, marking our 12th volume in this ridiculously long-running magazine of ridiculousness! I’m not going to write a particularly long editorial...

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